My good friends, I believe that we have overlooked the greatest crime committed by those who wish to topple our civilization and replace it with an Islamic tyranny. That is the crime of showing disregard for our beloved Chicago Bears. The days and weeks prior to the game that will once again bestow upon the Chicago Bears their rightful title of world champions, the Al Quaeda leadership and its ancillary cells have made no offer to suspend evil doings in order to pay honor to our monsters of the Midway. Nor have they threatened publicly to disrupt the event. A lack of support in the absence of a direct threat constitutes the ultimate snub.
For shame, Al Queada!
This is the straw that broke the... Well, you get the idea.
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Even Al Qaeda only cares about the AFC...
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