Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Turkeycheezie


Let's all turn our saddened eyes away from the ever boiling mid-east turmoil and think about something else, for just a few moments.

Here is a low(er) fat alternative to the classic Francheezie. I call it the Turkeycheezie. It's made with turkey dogs and turkey bacon.



Mmmmmm! Tasty! It will leave you with a good feeling, not at all like that you get from; war in Iraq and Afghanistan; terrorist threats (domestic and from abroad); or the Israel/Palestine/Lebanon/Iran/Syria conflict.

Can't we all just have a big Turkeycheezie together?

11 comments:

Michael K said...

I assume you ate these whilst sporting a Depenz?

edP said...

I think there are enough offending meats to both sides of the conflict in the Middle East

olddogdk said...

Yea, it's not kosher, but there's no swine; so, Muslims can eat it!

big sky said...

I think I could make this vegetarian! Not dogs and fake bacon. What kind of cheese is that? Never thought of it before- cool. You rule old dog. Sorry Steener.

olddogdk said...

It's just American Cheeeeeez.

Lady Di )O( said...

This shit is smart! (read: uncool)

TURKEY dogs and TURKEY bacon? Now if it was the real deal - then THAT shit would be stupid. Stupid like Heaven.

Chris B. said...

Heh - turkey cheese.

bigsoda said...

But, I don't understand... American Cheese named Turkey Bacon as part of the Axis of Evil Meats...

Anonymous said...

That Jackson Pollock birdshit painting looks more appetizing. Sorry. Enjoy!

Cacti to Cornfields said...

how come the turkeycheezie appears to have had an application of hot fudge?

Cacti to Cornfields said...

p.s. so that you don't think i'm some random comment-posting goofball, i am a faithful reader of kaka mak. :) doin' the old linky-loo...

oh. guess that still makes me a random comment-poster, anyway.

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