Ed Pissy

Geez! Ed is quite the damanding little prick.

O.K., here's your post:

I ate leftover pizza and enchiladas. You happy?

I'm really starting to get a little insecure about all of this criticism of what I eat. You're going to cause me to spiral into an eating disorder. I might develop a body complex and starve myself like one of those stick skinny hollywood starlets. Who, by the way I can't stop reading about. I can't get enough of the latest dish on Nicole, Paris and Lindsay. As far as I can tell, Nicole is the only one of the three with even a little bit of dignity. The other two appear to be, well, hooooooooooooooors. Dumb, shallow, coke fiend hooooooooooooooooooooors. I just think it's great that we get to read and hear about them. It matters so much that I have an opinion about them and their silly doings.

While I'm on the subject of opinions, what's the level of interst out there for another blog dedicated to, "Ask The Old Dog"? It might be a perfect way for me to revisit that idea and come out of my shell a bit.